Squirt

Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.
Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
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Squirt

Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy
She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all
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Squirt flashbang

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!
by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022
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Squirting

Squirting is when Nico does her little naughty time a produces a vast amount of Liquid from Nico's kitty that will one day flood the ocean. #WAP #WATERWORLD #BALD
''Nico you flooded the ocean stop squirting!!!!"
by Easportsisuckondic August 11, 2022
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Squirt gunned

The art of getting squirted on multiple times while sounding with a 9mm bullet
Me and my military gf squirt gunned last night
by Niggerslayer718 August 12, 2025
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sparkling squirt

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.
by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022
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