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Spanish Casserole

The Spanish casserole was invented during the last half of the Spanish civil war, on the SS Cantabria when 2 soldiers from San Sebastián, Miguel De Polo & Serio Reyes found themselves in a spot of bother when a opposing ship caved them into the loading deck, trapped for 17 days they had to be resourceful, growing hungrier by the day but most worryingly, hornier by the day, unknowing Miguel was about to create the first Spanish casserole as he delved deep into Sergio Reyes, he (Sergio) released a huge geyser of faecal matter a bodily fluids resulting in the very first Spanish casserole to ever be conceived.
Combination, Jab, SLIP, uppercut, backhand, roll,

This is you bouncing, All wasted movement

the real meaning of the spanish casserole
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spanish wet willie

dude, Christina is into some freaky shit last night she wanted to give me a spanish wet willie
by supafreeeeak March 12, 2020
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Spanish Eric

Spanish Eric - Overview.
This is an alias for a tight arsed cunt with several properties in Spain. He will never holiday in these dwellings but will use them to take numerous solitary breaks.
Whilst taking a break he will constantly send photos (library) of everything he consumes, boring the shit out of his friends (worded very loosely)
Whilst sitting alone he pines for his UK friends, hoping that some will buy property near to one of his casa's, so that they can take photos of drinks and tapas together and go shopping for upside down pineapples.

Personality

He's a cunt.

Appearance

Spanish Eric

wears special order shorts that would turn dinghy back to Calais.

His choice of shorts are vulgar in appearance and one would think he wears them for a dare.

Perversions
Spanish Eric mostly enjoys singing opera to transvestites in the hope that once again he'll have a hard dick to play with.
Spending copious amounts of money (Sterling, and Euros) in titty bars when the trannies have retired is not usual.

Home life
When not stuck on the M62 Spanish Eric loves to spend time in his reading nook studying the history of Air fryers 2010-2024. He and his current wife Spanish Sarah have an ever growing collection of these heinous machines.
Seldom, in fact fucking never does he invited his friend to his UK residence.
Legend has it he keeps his parents locked in the attic and bleeds their pension money from them to spend on airport parking.
You can't wear those noncey shorts, you'll look like Spanish Eric
by anonymous June 28, 2024
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Spanish Protest

To poo in someone's tent. Most commonly done at festivals.
Hahaha, I just took a Spanish Protest in Jim's tent!
by Woesch July 3, 2011
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english or spanish

Yo english or Spanish

They say
"English"
or
"Spanish"
Then reply
"Who ever moves first is gay"
by DawnOfEclipse June 9, 2024
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Spanish Baptism

When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022
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