Snake Rat

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.

The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.

by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018

clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003

Strattle-Snake

Euphemism for a penis.

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."

by tlninja July 5, 2012

snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

rain snake

A condom, prophylactic, sheath; rubber; French letter(??) The origin of this term dates back to the early 80's was developed to be used as code within the walls of a F500 bidness.

Gotta stock up on some rain snakes before my big weekend.

by I_was_too! August 6, 2014

Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Lot Snake

A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.

Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”

by TheVernon September 18, 2019