by Aj423 September 30, 2020
When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 15, 2007
by PrincessCheavon December 07, 2021
The act of consuming copious amounts of potent pre-workout, in hopes of achieving skin splitting pumps and a great workout, only to spend a majority of your training time mounting the marble throne, in gastrointestinal distress, resulting in diarrhea, the type which could best be described as urinating out of your ass with brief moments of empty, chainsaw farts.
I was mid set on my bench PR, when I had to dump the weight and run to the locker room to take a gym slam.
by NB11B April 26, 2021
a man or woman who is only fucked when there is no one else around. You're not a friend, lover or relative...but loyal like an animal.
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
The person using you doesn't have feelings for you-You are merely a warm hold to Penetrate.
Much how lonely farmers would copulate with Sheep or Lambs..
Joe convinced his slam pig Stacy he cared so she would have sex with him until someone better came along
by Thatgirl76 September 22, 2020
by IrishVBIED February 02, 2015
by Undamed May 31, 2019