Willy’s Shrimp Shack

When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.

Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?

Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!

by WillyTheWankTank August 1, 2023

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Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

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Shrimp out

To succeed with small odds.

"I may have to shrimp out with these circumstances."

by oldcokefan96 May 25, 2024

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Shrimp

An alias of the word 'simp' created to innocently hide its intended meaning.
Normally used for the Hololive Vtuber Gawr Gura.

It was created on 'accident' by Gawr Gura when she confused the word Simp for Shrimp from her viewers.
From that point forward the word Simp was replaced with Shrimp for her specifically.

I'm going to shrimp with this $100 super-chat donation.
I can't believe i'm shrimping right now.

by UserOfNames December 3, 2020

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shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

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Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

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