The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
Get the The Infinite Shitter Paradoxmug. The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 May 30, 2018
Get the Reverse donkey shittermug. To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. by Dodzilla March 12, 2021
Get the SHITTERERmug. "Oh stop shitting on my balls!"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"
"you didn't just shit on my balls did you.." "yeah, i did"
"mate your an actual ball shitter"
by Spunky_SpiderZ October 14, 2023
Get the Ball Shittermug. by Ceant March 18, 2020
Get the Shittermug. A person who has diarrhea so bad that a commercial airline would have to return to their origin to prevent a bio-hazard situation.
John’s stomach was so torn up today that he didn’t make to the bathroom. He could have been the delta shitter by the distance of his diarrhea trail.
by Roger's Not Here September 17, 2023
Get the Delta Shittermug.