samuel

Devil little kid that never listens.

SAMUEL STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Basketballz February 13, 2023

Samuel

Always gets in trouble by teachers and yet still argues with them, he is a really nice person and a perfect friend, but at times it may seem like he is going through a stage. he says he is straight, but his voice sounds otherwise and his attitude is of a 15-year-old black girl.

teacher: 'Samuel, leave the classroom now'
Samuel: 'but what did I dooooo, what did I dooooo'
teacher: 'Samuel now'
Samuel: 'fucking hell'

by datboisusperiodt... February 22, 2023

Samuel Wolk

Preaching Color Theory Every Ten Seconds

Samuel Wolk please stop explaining the 700 meanings of the number 4 we need to get to 5

by ShinjiCrankingThatSouljaBoy November 9, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is a bitch and a fat hore that looks amari and he wants to put his dick inside him

Samuel

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Samuel

A sub-par percussionist

Samuel: did you watch my concert yesterday? It went very well!
Anyone: no, I don't believe you

by J_B_Underhagen January 12, 2024

Samuel smoocher

Someone who partakes in thee smooching of Samuel Chichester as a minor

My 12 year-old brother became a Samuel smoocher when he kissed Samuel Chichester

by Bobby smurada April 27, 2023

Samuel Smisek

An extremely goofy and hot guy.

Samuel smisek just kakad me

by 'gtr evgtvbguig May 3, 2023