Ron

Real Alpha Chad from niger of which has ligma and 69420's your mom every day. His noknok is 50 inches long and nails it every time.

Person 1: Hey bro ever heard of Ron

Person 2: Fucking hell, everynight my mom gets 69420'd from this Alpha Chad of a man

by NokNok69420 May 15, 2022

The Ron T

The coolest and smartest guy in the world. One would strive to be a Ron, but many will die trying to be like him. Also knows that it’s a proven fact that Crosby is better than Ovi.

The Ron T is definitely not a Tony Hoops.

by Jumbledorf May 17, 2022

King Ron

King Ron is a distant cousin of King Von. He fucks bitches all day and is a godly freestyler, his flow is undeniably the best and so is his huge cock. He automatically gets the n-word pass cuz everyone is scared of him.

Bro King Ron is the best, he fucked me while producing a whole new album, what a menace.

by Blackmidgetslayer May 23, 2022

ron weasley

ron weasley is the main character in harry potter and has a big di- he’s also ginger and sexy

define ron weasley? well-

oh my god did you see ron’s big d?!
yes i did and he has fire p*bes !!!

by mommyrors04 March 20, 2022

African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!

1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!

by RonSharkey March 26, 2022

Ron Attack

A girl, usually a girlfriend, who goes by the name Bee that miss her nigga who partial name is Ron.

When Ron left for work Bee had a Ron Attack.

by bee4real March 31, 2022

Ron Weasley

Ronald Weasley is a red haired creature who is a pure blood. He comes from the weasley family Which are very poor. They mostly wear second hand robes until they struck it rich by marrying and leaching off other families ie Potter and Granger whole Ron Weasley hangs out in the Joke Shop. He has average grades and is often overshadowed.

Ron Weasley is someone you do not want to turn out

by Illiterate AK47 April 4, 2022