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Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
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Mentally Redneck

Someone whose stupidity has gone beyond that of the lowest rednecks. One does not have to be a redneck to be "Mentally Redneck", but just so stupid that rednecks look rather intelligent in comparison.
Jack has no idea of what he is doing, i swear he is mentally redneck, he is doing the complete opposite of what he needs to be doing, and is failing at even THAT.
by Sramazan October 9, 2015
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redneck-g

Southern white American male that lives in the country, drives a truck while he listens to rock and roll or rap music, carries a gun, and smokes dope. This sort of lifestyle was referred to as being a "roper-doper" in the 60's and 70's.
My grandfather is a redneck-G, yo.
by TwoKnives December 11, 2015
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Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas
by Robert Rene April 5, 2016
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redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas
by Lelouche September 22, 2007
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Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.
by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016
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A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy
My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion
by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016
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