premature ejaculation

when anything or anyone has any form of sex with the musician LIGHTS.

No shit man, of course premature ejaculation took place when he had sex with lights

by andythemanofthewes May 7, 2010

prampy

Human fancy tickling stick usually of the male species, tending to show female qualities and favouring the colour Pink.

Behaviour usually results in the need for a Pram.

Cuckholded Football Star is a prampy tickling stick.

by Dennytina June 10, 2007

Premature E textulation

when your having "Hot" phone sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend by sending pictures or explicit sexual fantasies with each other and you cum before your partner does.

My girl is mad because I was having some awesome cell phone sex with last night and had a Premature E textulation.

by BigDaddy_007 February 18, 2010

Premature Checkinulation

checking in on Foursquare long before your actual arrival at a destination.

Dude 1: 'yo you guys, scott just checked in so he must be here somewhere. we can order in a moment, hang on.'

Dude 2: 'cool dude, but i'm warning you, some of us are starving and running out of patience.'

15 min later.

Dude 2: 'Sumbitch! where is that dude? this is retarded!'

Dude 1: 'Damn bro, i get the feeling that Scott pulled a Premature Checkinulation. lets just order, fuck him.'

by tommypjr April 22, 2010

Prem

Likes Mayonnaise

hey Mayo Boy!

by Shiv July 27, 2003

Pemp

A penguin and best friend.

see John Berger

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Prem

a scrambled ass-ma-hoe who fancies sum beeeeyatch named roshni

well fuuuuuuuuuuuuuk me, it's prem about 2 raaaaaaaaaaaape me

by Afro Chang, tha main Man November 20, 2003