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Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.
Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.
by Shmecca October 11, 2019
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plates

when someone says a bad joke, you take their plates, but when they same something funny, you give them plates
that joke was ass, im taking 5 plates
by academicweapon5000 October 14, 2022
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Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.
Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!
by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021
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Yellow Plate

A derogatory term or regional slur against New Yorkers (and sometimes New Jerseyites) who have recently moved to Florida since the start of the pandemic. Yellow plates are the scourge of Florida highways, frequently speeding as traffic is significantly less prevalent in their new state. They also enjoy city driving, considering that pedestrian and bicycle traffic is all but non existant. Floridians only find relief from Yellow Plates when a hurricane hits and they flee the state. Snowbirds are considered the upper class of Yellow Plates, generally accepted by the populus as seasonal guests, rather than a permanent burden.
That damn yellow plate just cut me off!

Look at that stupid yellow plate waiting for someone to pump their gas.
by grupenhof November 2, 2022
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whip a plate at the wall

something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical
he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall
by darkclaw wolfgod October 10, 2022
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crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.
Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.
by enviroman June 29, 2011
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Plate of yams

When a woman from head to toe is looking real good or,scrumptious
My girl looking like a plate of yams With that wig on
by Dragonslippers March 20, 2019
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