Pineapple pizza

Something very disrespectful to humanity

person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

Scary Pizza

A dirty vagina worse than a blue waffle. Looks like an actually pizza.

Kevin: I bet you that girl has a Scary Pizza.
James: Want me to go ask her?
Kevin: Yes.
James: Do you have a Scary Pizza?
Ashley: Yes, I do. Wanna lick?
James: HAAAAAAAIIIIIIIL NO

by ScaryPizzaVagina August 11, 2011

Platform Pizza

The result of intoxicated people vomiting on a subway/train platform while waiting for their ride. The term is of Japanese origin.

"We almost made it home without incident last night - but Dave left some platform pizza at Downtown Crossing"

by EpochZero July 29, 2009

serial pizza

Pizza consumed as a constant, occasion-agnostic meal. Often enjoyed by college students and young professionals for its inexpensive cost and accessibility.

Ever since starting law school, John's been on a steady diet of serial pizza.

by pizzaeater666 August 23, 2011

Pizza Hut

The most abhorrent pizza ever conceived by genetically modifying wheat and other highly processed crops as well as dairy. Multigrain or thin crust? Light cheese or light sauce? Hell no this stuff will make your stomach turn no matter what you think you’re saving in “calories”. Not to mention they’re so cheap, they squeeze every dollar out of you then they cut corners EVERYWHERE. Management is even to enforce this practice of ripping everyone off. Not happy with your pizza? No problem call us back and well make you a new special one for you ;) as long as you don’t threaten to email head office to report us.

Dude you want some pizza hut? Umm no I don’t want to die from cardiac arrest, thanks asshole.

by LCaesarB-otch October 27, 2011

Pizza Hands

The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.

Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!

by "Ron" May 16, 2007

brock pizza

one who collets scrotum sacks and hangs them in a decorative manor

i joined the bock pizza club

by Anonymous November 4, 2003