ground and pound

UFC maneuver in which a man who was a failure at karate, wrestling, boxing and any competitive sport, mounts a semi-conscious complete stranger who has done no wrong by him, and then proceeds to beat him to near death, there-by taking out years and years of aggression on him.

Did you see Frank Trigg ground and pound that guy?! Wow Frank has to feel better about himself now.

Those MMA guys are all pussies! Especially the one that just got grounded and pounded!

by NVA Barry April 8, 2006

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.

Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"

by Craker Jack March 12, 2013

5 Pound Bitch

A comeback used towards anothers sassyness.

Coy trantham Your a dumb bitch

Comeback: And Your a 5 Pound bitch :O

by Isabellaaaa August 6, 2011

The Ground-Pound

A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".

The Ground-Pound is just plain nasty!

by Wussmonster March 2, 2010

4 pound iron

A term used for a combat shotgun, comes from the fact that most combat shotguns weigh close to 4 kilograms

"Peace sells, but who's buyin? Who's cryin? Who's tryin? Who's poppin with the 4 pound iron?"

Ill Bill - Peace Sells

by I'mAnonymousLULZ January 23, 2009

1000 pound trauma

red ab machine

cheese on a 1000 pound girl with extra wheat

i needed surgery for my 1000 pound trauma

by terry smithy August 2, 2008

Brotherhood pound squared

Stuc and Klong bend two chicks over and do them in butthole while in hottub

2 dudes doing 2 girls anal while in a hottub known as brotherhood pound squared

by Stuverstar November 15, 2009