politically correct

a pejorative invented by conservatives so they can say whatever the hell they want without reprisal.
Kinda like a "get out of racism free" card. Go ahead and call Justice Sotomayor a spic on national radio, and when you get called out for it, blame the media for being too "politically correct".

"All Jews are good for nothing penny-pinchers! I would know, considering I've met every single one of them. What's that? You say I shouldn't assume things? Rot in hell, you politically correct bastard!"
-Conservative

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

politic

To vay for position. To "get in good". Putting one's self in a position to succeede, or reap the rewards of some posiitive outcome.

My friend and I both liked the same girl so we were always politicing to see who could get with her first.

by Hotobu June 30, 2003

politick

poli-tick: Noun - A person that enters a political career for personal gain at the expense of everyone else. A parasite on the political system that causes no good.

That tool in the white house is a typical politick, lining his pockets with the cash and tax credits.

by Chatmando October 26, 2004

politician

An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When we wriggles he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.

Canada's politicians gave themselves another pay raise because they felt good about knowing that they dug Canada into an even deeper hole

by Eric Kemp August 13, 2007

Politician

1. Someone who sucks.

2. A professioanl liar.

3. A retard who gets votes.

4. A professioanl punchbag for conspiracy theories.

5. Someone who follows politicianaryism.

The liar could be called a Politician , if you were so kind.

by Inanimate January 5, 2008

Political Correctness

Something that was probably a good idea at first and then got seriously over the top and banned things that didn't offend anybody in the first place.

Eg -

We can't say blackboard (but we can say whiteboard.)
We can't sing Ba Ba Blacksheep (we sing Ba Ba Happy Sheep)

Teacher: Okay, Martin, come and write your name on the blackboard.

Martin: Teacher, I am very offended by you the chalkboard a blackboard, even though it is actually a board that is black.

Teacher: Sorry, Martin, I forgot my Political Correctness!

by The British One June 26, 2009

politically correct

A term used in political debate by conservatives, meaning, roughly, "inclined to disagree with me".

"Maybe we shouldn't bomb other countries needlessly."
"Don't be so politically correct."
"What does that mean?"
"I don't know, but it's what you are."

by e0n May 6, 2006