Pigeon

A pigeon is the name given to a person who has little creativity. Often has dull, boring, unoriginal ideas so they tend to tend to follow the crowd (like a pigeon follows it's flock). All they do is use others to get themselves through life.

Person 1: "See that girl over there? She's such a pigeon. All she does is follow the crowd and has no originality "
Person 2: "I feel bad for people who are pigeons"

by DoorhandelLover January 7, 2017

San Diego Pigeon

When you masturbate in your car on a bridge, and right before you finish, you walk to the railing and finish on all the unexpected cars below.

Bob: Did you hear that Jimmy San Diego Pigeoned over the interstate?

by Beanerflicker January 31, 2017

Pigeon

pigeon are fat jakebaws that steal yer sausage roll fi greggs

Aw Fuck lad that we bastard pigeon stole ma sids dick supper

by Jakebaw December 10, 2019

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

Pigeon

An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.

The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."

"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"

"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."

by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020

Pigeon Syndrome

To become or be a pigeon. Usually not real and especially popular in meme culture.

Friend 1: What were your lab results?
Friend 2: I have Pigeon Syndrome
Friend 1: Pigeon Syndrome?
Friend 2: *Pigeon Noises*

by not_editurr May 28, 2020

Pigeon

Our benevolent feathered overlords, deserving of respect and many saltines. At their forefront, King Earle Hansen, pigeon king of the universe.

Don't fear the pigeon

by PocketPigeon March 5, 2020