tortoise pigeons

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017

Coke pigeon

A broke, nagging slut or annoying, useless goof that flocks to where ever the coke is being dumped out. Often doesn't have their own smokes or booze either.

I was doin rails in my truck, when a coke pigeon nearly broke my window trying to get at the blow.

by Coke Hogan September 7, 2017

pigeon wash

Getting a wash at the sink in the toilet.

I'm going to get a pigeon wash at the sink.

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017

bead pigeon

A person who picks up Mardi Gras beads or other throws off the ground.

“Dont’t pick that up, it’s dirty, let a bead pigeon get it.”

by VictoriaSkillane February 17, 2018

brick pigeon

When you tie a message to a brick and throw it through a window of a house

The bitch would not return my calls, so sent her a message using a brick pigeon.

by DittoKeg May 7, 2018

Pigeon

A flying bag of shit with feathers taped to it, its only known lifestyle is to eat, shit, and die.

Person 1: Dude there's shit all over my car
Person 2: It was probably a flying bag of shit
Person 1: You mean a pigeon?
Person 2: Sure, whatever you wanna call it

by pigeon cc February 28, 2018

pigeon flap

the stretchy wrinkled useless bit of skin on your elbow that looks like its come from a naked chicken.

your pigeon flap isnt very stretchy

by cherryspig July 8, 2016