Poverty paper

1-ply toilet paper. Tends to disintegrate on contact with any moisture whatsoever.

"Can we stop buying poverty paper now that we both got promoted?? We can afford the extra $3 every few months. I want that bougie shit. 3-ply minimum."

by 193856288572 July 27, 2022

Mad paper

A large quantity of funds.

"Yo, you hear Jamal on 19th Street is making some mad paper, B."

by RoundenBrown July 17, 2018

Copy Paper

A paper that is purely white. A good comparison to an Irish person's skin.

Oh my god, did you see Anna? She's basically a sheet of copy paper!

by AnnaB123 August 8, 2015

penis paper

A type of paper made from peni harvested from cadavers. Commonly used in books written by members of the illuminati. The most famous book ever to use penis paper was "Alex Wenz likes penis and had no swag."

Penis paper illuminati

by Alex_w.<3 8===> November 11, 2013

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

paper eater

someone who only eats paper

'' omg what are they doing''
'' don't worry there a paper eater''

by paper eater September 19, 2022

paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.

The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.

by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019