Purple Barney

I very potent strain of marijuana. Not quite as distinctly colored as some other purple strains, but has the same potentcy and similiar smell

I just bought some really dank purple barney from joe.

by soocersway2cool August 9, 2008

Purple Cheeto

It's when a guy has a curved dick.

Like in a porno some guys have a dick that is curved when it's hard. That is a Purple Cheeto.

by Costanzo89 October 5, 2007

Purple Smurf

A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.

G'nap g'nap!! G'nap g'nap!!

by napper August 14, 2004

purple drank

purple drank is a combination of hydrocodone promethazine and sprite. you add a couple of ounces to your sprite to where it tastes good. you can also add a jolly rancher. its the shit. it is mainly affiliated with texas and other parts of the deep south. such rappers as slim thugg, mike jones, and paul wall sip purple drank.

joe been sippin that purple drank.

by Big Carp April 28, 2006

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!

by snake vargas July 16, 2008

Smoke that Purple

To smoke Purple weed

I smoke that purple.

by Nigger in a Churchhouse December 22, 2012

purple mushroom

When a bitch is polishing your knob, and you ram your member into the side of her cheeck (from the inside) hard enough to leave a bruise.

Janette was talking funny for a few days after I gave her a purple mushroom.

by DrLaser May 2, 2003