Poop Job

When she goes poo poo on your wee wee

Guy 1: bro she gave me a poop job at lunch today
Guy 2: no way she shit on your dick?
Guy 3: yeah it was cool I watched it

by Dr Poop, M.D September 7, 2019

Copy Job

An act where two people engage in intercourse on a copy machine while it's running, so that the resulting copies which print out are a frame-by-frame of their sexual exploits.

Dan and Amy tried to convince their boss that they weren't having a copy job in the copy room, but the sheets of evidence tell a different story.

by CHS2009 March 18, 2009

ho job

when a really skanky girl sucks on your dick, to the point where you cant claim the prestige of getting a real job "blow job" you have to say it was a ho job

When Tina sucked my dick, i felt awesome, then i realized i was the third dick that night, it was only a ho job

by Superhomo11 September 2, 2009

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

Why do I have to work with this fuck job, when he watches Netflix all fucking day?

by cincycats51 May 14, 2014

Whack job

A crazy person

Jana was taking selfies at the top of "Jungle Jim". She is a certified whack job!

by Jimbo bob June 25, 2018

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010