Nathan

Some kind of ginger motherfucker who is good at everything but math, plays contact sports, doesn't sleep, is oblivious to everyone who likes him and always wants girls way out of his league. He has a somewhat deep voice but an annoying goofy laugh. He's fucking massive and really doesn't give a shit about your opinion. He was fat as hell and now hes athletic as hell. Nobody except for his friends know much about him, except for the fact that they want to be him. He probably has a friend named kenny who is really pissed and horny all the time and Nate makes sad dweebs at school feel better by being a friend. You either love him or hate him, but the hate comes from jealousy you feel because your head's at his knee. The thing is though, the further away from him you stay, the closer he gets to your mom and your older sister . If you become a half brother or uncle, it's probably his fault. He's a salty motherfucker who will roast you like his sausage in yo momma and then when you swing he'll beat your ass. He's more than not so deep in the friendzone he forgets what he's even trying to do.

Douchey Rich Kid; "Yo, ginger, I bet you failed math,"
Nate; "Ay, I could get a 15 and still do better than your dad's condom,"
DRK's friends; "Oh shiiit,"

Douchey Rich Kid; "I'm gonna beat your ass and then vape in the bathroom,"*Swings, gets blocked*
Nate; *beats douche like its his meat*
DRK's friends; "Shiiiiit, Nathan's a fuckinh tank,"

by Im taken ladies July 25, 2018

Nathaniel

stupid bitch

i love that stupid bitch nathaniel

by bonk17 July 28, 2020

Nathan

The kind of guy that seems to be normal, he has an obnoxiously large nose but that's about it. However, if you find yourself in class behind him and accidentally kick his chair too many times he might snap. That's when his jaw unhinges and the rampage begins. He won't stop until your toes are sucked to completion. Afterwards you'll find your toes wrinkled by the saliva of this Savage beast. So you should probably just find another seat.

Let's find another seat he looks like a "Nathan".

by accident452 December 15, 2017

Nathan Cannon

This Guy Is Awesomee..He will be mental all the time, unless you need him, he will always be there for those that need him.He is friendly but if you mess with him he will fuck you up. He will always find a friend in any crowd and is never shy..He is a little self conscious but hides it. he is very much a ladies man. Its rumored He has a large cock but that is for you to find out. But he is guy you will always remember for all the right reasons..

Nathan Cannon: Heyy

Girl 1: heyy Nath Not Seen you since the party

Nathan: Yeah that was amazing

Girl 1: I remember ;) We should meet up again

Girl 2: What I was with Him At The party not you

Girl 1: NO i was

Nathan: Im Out Here...Call Me:)

by A Friend of the Legend.. April 29, 2010

Nathan

Extremely sexy, smart and kewl

Have you seen Nathan, he is soooo great

by yememgey69 April 5, 2018

nathan stick

a leg chair used for beating the shit out of drunk nathan to keep him from beating up others.

its time to break out the nathan stick!

by poiuytrewqasdf December 28, 2008

Negative Nathan

When your playing an online video game and someone on your team or the other team is consistantly having a negative Kill/Death Ratio, weather it be a friend, or the noob your pawning, or both. As a result in them always being negative you can call them a Negative Nathan. They also usually think they are the shit at the game they are playing, which is most often the opposite. Term works best if your friends name happens to be Nathan.

Dude stop trying so hard at the game and just play you Negative Nathan

by Small Splash August 17, 2009