Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.

Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.

by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022

Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 5, 2022

Nelsoning

The act of an individual attempting to appear straight when they clearly aren’t.

He tried to hit on her, but she could tell by the way he walked and talked that he was Nelsoning.

by Frank Coctostan December 6, 2022

billy nelsonend

Someone who takes you all of your money out of a investment and leaves you stranded.

THIS CUNT JUST BILLY NELSONEND ME, WHAT A DOG.

-Origin Chainmine.io scam

by SwiftDrako February 19, 2022

Willy Nelsoned

When a YT boy forces you to smoke weed with him while you plays guitar for you

Bonus points if he has dreads.

“I thought we were gonna go see a movie or something but he Willy Nelsoned me”
“Nah I’m good on that joint my tinder date just Willy Nelsoned me”

by Melodybun666 May 26, 2022

Neilson Bowl

To pack an unconsiderably douchy amount of weed into a bowl for another person without them knowing. Resulting in a massive hit and getting the person very baked, among fighting a green.

"Did you pack a Neilson Bowl for Grant?"
"Of course, he loves them!"

by Smoove Papi September 19, 2016

Nylson

He is the gayest guy you’ll every meet

Nylson will say fuck me in the ass daddy

by Nigerianowner9000 October 29, 2019