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sleep shart

when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
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TV Sleep

A particularly blissful slumber induced by watching TV (or a film) while lying down on a comfy sofa, chair, or settee. When your eyelids get super heavy and you can no longer concentrate on what's happening on screen, you know you're about to enter the euphoria of TV sleep.
"I really want to see what happens in this season finale episode, but...I can't...resist...the TV sleep."
by Chinese Viking November 20, 2016
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Sleep Bottle

A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.
Krista: "I can never sleep with-out my Sleep Bottle."
by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010
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Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence
During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.
by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009
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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
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sleeping cage

OK baby, want to go in your sleeping cage for a nappy?
by BrocktonDave July 11, 2017
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Cloud sleep

When you have an amazing workout at the gym and sleep straight after and that sleep feels like you're floating on clouds
Yo smith im about to have a mad cloud sleep after this session
by Faysticles September 28, 2017
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