Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it
Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile
by Digbickboy96024 March 09, 2021
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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 29, 2022
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Mobile Gamer

Someone who plays video games in their mobile device. Typically games like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, or any other crappy mobile versions/rip-offs of existing titles.
Steve: There's this guy Alex in our school who is a player of a pro league team for Call of Duty: Mobile.

Ryan: Yeah, that Mobile Gamer? I can't believe these posers even call themselves gamers! They don't even use a PC or a Console to begin with.
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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Mobile Gamer

A person who primarily or often plays mobile games.
by Westpoint - Mobile Gamer December 08, 2021
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Mobile Crime Scene

The Mobile Crime Scene is usually a dilapidated RV that runs well enough to move its tweaker occupants to various locations around town. RV's are preferred since their classification as a "home" makes search warrants more difficult to obtain. The term can also apply to creepy cargo vans or other vehicles that look to be used for nefarious purposes.
If something smells funny in the neghborhood you should check if the tweakers have set up a Mobile Crime Scene and started cooking up meth.
by random thoughts May 24, 2012
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Mobile Gaming

This is a type of gaming, if its really even considered as gaming that is done on a Mobile Device. (Not to be confused with handheld consoles like the Nintendo Switch)

Mobile Gaming also has its notorious E-Sports scene which includes titles like Call of Duty: Mobile, PUBG Mobile, and League of Legends: Wild Rift, where a lot of money is wasted on lame tournaments true gamers don't even bother to watch.
"What differentiates True Gaming from Mobile Gaming is that the latter is for posers who don't know any better."

~ PC and Console Alliance 2K24
by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024
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