A middle school in Plano, Texas filled with fake wanna-be drug dealers that claim fake gangs. Every few weeks the bathrooms are closed because some dummy tried selling drugs in there and got caught. Students fight at 8:00 in the morning. The counselors don't do shit there except change your classes and make half-assed speeches about mental health. They do have a pretty good sports and instrument team tho.
by bedsheettoes January 29, 2021
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despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
by mitski enthusiast May 8, 2022
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It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
Person 1- Hey bro, I'm going to go to school at Salyards middle school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
by Storm The Idiot March 31, 2022
Get the Salyards Middle School mug.A middle school in Berkeley heights New Jersey. Every corner you turn there is a group of extremely white privileged kids. I could probably count 2 black kids in the whole school and the school lunches taste like dog ass. The pizza is so fucking dry and anything I eat there makes me want to kill myself. The new principal is very strict do not attend this school.
“Bro im going to Colombia middle school”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”
“Bro.”
“What”
“Id rather kill myself”
“Why”
“Too many crackers”
by Colombia hater April 4, 2022
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Person from Rogers: What a school do you go to?
Someone from Hays: I go to Hays Middle School
Person from Rogers: Oh I wish I could go their your so lucky!
Someone from Hays: I go to Hays Middle School
Person from Rogers: Oh I wish I could go their your so lucky!
by Anonymouswrites-2021 September 16, 2021
Get the Hays Middle School mug.a broke school that has so many emo and country kids. Everyone at this school needs a therapist ASAP. The teachers are shit and they all look like they’re on crack. This school needs help!!!! Oh, and we can’t talk about the disgusting ass bathrooms here. The kids go there to vape and we are too poor to afford the damages that the high ass kids make
This kid goes to Nolan Middle School? He must be a drug addict!
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
Yeah, I can pay for everyone’s therapy.
by Nolan middle sucks February 16, 2022
Get the Nolan Middle School mug.This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
Ballyshannon middle school is hell
by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021
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