mexican guacamole

The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.

"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."

by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.

Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 29, 2018

Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.

Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.

Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!

by Honkfish July 31, 2016

Mexican Mouthwash

An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)

Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)

by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012

mexican ripcord

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.

"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"

by the super bukkake December 31, 2011