mexican ripcord

a male inserts a long plastic, or rubber string of anal beads into one's anus. the male then rapidly and forcefully pulls the anal beads out of the victim's anus. Due to the unexpected pressure change of the rectum to the outside world, the feces of the individual spray out in a "thumb covering hose fashion." the action also creates a starting engine/shart noise that im comparable to a lawn mowers ripcord/ starting mechanism.
"Hey Larry, i gave my life partner a mexican ripcord the other night, and i'm still in the process of cleaning the linens. do you have any lysol?"
by the super bukkake December 28, 2011
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Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.
Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.
by Pedro L. December 29, 2007
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Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.
Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded
by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit October 30, 2018
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Mexican Bait

Any item such as an old chair, table, desk ect from your basement that you dont want anymore and are too lazy to take to the salvation army so you place the item in broad daylight at the end of your driveway for some Mexican landscaper or salvager to take. In a few hours low and behold your shits gone because some mexican took it. this is a quick and easy way to get ride of shit that you don't want before garbage day.
Guy 1: "hey man you want this desk from my basement?"
Guy 2: "no thanks dude that thing looks ancient as fuck and has a huge hole on the side of it"
Guy 1: "fuck your right, ugh but trash night isnt until wednesday and its monday"
Guy 2: "i have an idea. Wait, See those mexican landscapers with their truck?, i bet if you leave it outside they might take it."
Guy 1: "alright lets try it."

30 min later

Guy 1: "haha it fucking worked, my old shit is fucking bait, ill call it Mexican Bait.
by foodchain June 09, 2011
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Mexican Subway

The act of inserting one's penis into the armpit of their romantic companion and thrusting it in and out. (lube recommended)
Bro 1: "Bro, the other day I gave my girlfriend a Mexican Subway."

Bro 2: "You sick fuck..."
by PLZSTFU October 01, 2011
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Mexican lemonade

The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
Me and my girl did the Mexican Lemonade last night it was so rad bro!
by Honkfish March 11, 2016
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Mexican Shitoff

When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
Mary Sue and I were in a Mexican Shitoff in the bathroom.
by OhForF*cksSake March 27, 2015
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