The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.
"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."
by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009
Get the mexican guacamolemug. by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009
Get the Mexican Rakemug. When you're trying to take a dump at work, and someone is in the stall next to you trying to shit too. Neither of you wants to be the one to stank up the bathroom so you sit there squeezing your buttcheeks together.
by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015
Get the Mexican Shitoffmug. An entire bottle of hot sauce (no, not Tabasco the hot sauce that actually tastes good I'm talking the Mexican shit that no one likes) mixed in the mouth with sperm from a Mexican (also includes island Mexicans i.e. Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and Dominicans.)
Carlos: Ehh Ese you hear? Jesus gave Elena some Mexican Mouthwash last night! (Make sure to say this example here like a Mexican...)
by RaceDoesMatter June 19, 2012
Get the Mexican Mouthwashmug. The act of one defecating in their partner's mouth before said partner urinates in theirs prior to making out and swapping human waste orally.
by Honkfish July 31, 2016
Get the Mexican lemonademug. The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.
by poopchute11 January 17, 2011
Get the Mexican Bullseyemug. The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.
Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.
by Pedro L. January 10, 2008
Get the Mexican Mopmug.