Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

muddy

to be gone, intoxicated, geeked etc

billy i don’t think i need another shot i’m already a bit muddy

by bailee420 February 2, 2023

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023

muddy backroad

Someone's asshole.

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...

by PrepucioFetido July 19, 2022

muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!

Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."

by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021

Pulling a muddy

To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.

He's pulling a muddy, what an attention seeker

by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020