24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born. Point blank.

Kim:"he's so baddest I'm jealous"
Ken:"yeah I know he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 23, 2021

17th March

The 17th of March is traditionally known as fuck a friend day. On this day, 2 people who are normally friends put everything aside for the night to have sex.

Guy: Today’s the 17th March, can we fuck?
Girl: Just for today, because it’s fuck a friend day.

by Hammer40k March 16, 2021

March 21

National push your cousin into a car day

Todays march 21 *pushes cousin into a car*

by Shuaga March 21, 2021

March 29th

March 29th is the national give-a-girl-your-hoodie day

B: Here! Take my hoodie and wear it
G: Sure, but why?
B: It’s march 29th!

by lilcookieeater69 March 28, 2021

March 5th

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

March 25

Give your crush a hug and walk her to class

Babe: it march 25
Him:ok

by Stann.szaa March 24, 2022

March 4th

Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day

Guy 1-I'm horny
Guy 2-Well... today is Fuck your girlfriend as hard as physically possible day
Guy 1-fuck yea... (goes up to girlfriend)... Its march 4th
Girl 1- lets go somewhere private

by Dhdhdbddh March 2, 2022