Landon

the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.

God damnit Landon fucked my ex in the shower last night.

by RömzTwiz January 22, 2022

Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!

by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

landon

did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny

haha "landon" your so funny

by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022

landon big strong

landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay

zamn he's a landon big strong

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 16, 2022

llandod

A quaint small town in Mid Wales. Used to be full of heroin addicts, but now it is ok! It's often used to describe someone who looks downtrodden and rough, due to how the town looks

Person 1: "wow are you okay? You look like llandod!"

Person 2 *heroin noises*

by LongRodGod February 17, 2022

Landon G.

A very specific type of Landon. A Landon G. is a short guy with a broken sense of humor. A Landon G. Tends to wear glasses, unless he's sleeping or pretending to sleep. He doesn't have a messed-up sleep schedule, so if you bring him to a party you'll be disappointed because he goes home at 11. When he has a crush, he tends to get to know them so well that they see him as a "Platonic soulmate" and friendzone him. He has a tragic past, one that he would refer to as a "Netflix drama."He wears greyscale or simple colors because he learned that he doesn't want to stand out too much. However, he's not a bad person and loves to get to know people. He will know you well, and eventually confess that he stole a red golf ball from a putt-putt place.

L: I stole a golf ball once.
P1: Landon, you stole a golf ball? Is that all?
P2: Yes, that's all Landon G. did.

by DXNMFSDBCYENW,AQL. February 25, 2022

Landon

Landon be always on his lemon, and all he cares about is lemon.

Hot women: yo is that landon?
Landon: no lemon? No me stay

by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022