Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

by fuckkankan July 5, 2022

Hym "I didn't ✌️✊️✌️Get lucky✌️✊️✌️ Ok? This is PURE SKILL! A demonstration of my abject mastery of reality! I am the ultimate status-man! And you're standing between me and my Jennifer Lawrence™. And it isn't hard work and determination, Chris! You fucking traitor! You're a hoe for that!"
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

When you take a bad shot from a punch, kick, or other such painful hit near the nutsack but not on it directly.
*paintball hits Eddie on the inner thigh
Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
I
Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag
Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
I
Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag
by nulerasi1 January 6, 2011

the coolest person ever, and very loyal to their friends & family, but they unfortunately have attachment and abandonment issues and find it hard to ever fit in with her peers.
when they're out of their shell, they're able to make new friends and connect with others on a deeper level.
when they're out of their shell, they're able to make new friends and connect with others on a deeper level.
by menkisser6969 June 5, 2022

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
