London Jane is a very nice Christian women , a natural haired queen she is a fine shyt,
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
She HATES being ghosted , she’s very untouchable ,she a girls girl for her friends but hates everyone else ,she also love to listen to music she prefers alternative and rock , she often wears the color black and probably the funnest person you can meet she is the perfect huzz, you often can find her in the fridge!
Huzz: whos London Jane ?
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Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
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Fine shyt: London Jane is my future wife and the funniest human ever!
I love London she is so funny !
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Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
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A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
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