Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Lincoln

I love you

her

.

" Lincoln is kinda gay "

by MRsfliPflop October 24, 2022

Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

Lincoln Franklin

A mixture between Lincoln And Benjamin.

Today we are going to learn Lincoln Franklin In The History Lesson.

by DreamTechno2013 April 22, 2022

Hailey And Lincoln

If Hailey and Lincoln are dating there the best couple on the entire world and are an amazing couple and they love eachother so much

Omg did you see Hailey And Lincoln there the best couple I’ve ever seen

by HaileysHotTbh May 8, 2022

Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.

Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes

by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

One of the most open-minded presidents, especially near the end of his tenure.

Abraham Lincoln hated the Confederacy until John Wilkes Booth opened his mind.

by Anonymous Alligator January 14, 2022