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Ligma

Ligma is balls
Person 1: hey you know what ligma is?
Person 2: ligma?
Person 1: LIGMA BALLS BITCH OOOHHHH
by LIGMA TOWELS July 28, 2019
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Ligma

the word used to crack the ligma balls joke. Ligma balls (lick my balls)
Ninja died from Ligma
by Asteria777 April 9, 2023
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ligma

A type of cancer found near the groin. It is a very deadly disease and if not treated by going to the country of chad, it may kill you within days.
Doctor: I have very bad news. You have ligma.
Jeeff: Oh no! *books flight to chad*
by ebolol69 August 7, 2022
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Ligma

A virus that involves the swelling of the throat and cheeks, and a strange milky feeling inside the mouth. A very contagious virus that can spread very quickly from one person to another.
"My neighbor gave me Ligma!" "Have you heard of this new virus Ligma?"
by Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomeu February 19, 2022
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Ligma

A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.
Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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Ligma

1. Ligma Balls
2. The most deadly disease on earth
John: Hey you hear about ligma?
Joe: What's ligma?
John: ligma balls.

John: Did you hear that Ninja got ligma?
Joe: Yeah it's very deadly from what I've heard.
by WaterBottleLord October 15, 2019
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Ligma

Ligma is a new virus discovered in america. The first person affected by the virus is a popular Fortnite streamer - Ninja. He died of ligma after suffering from it for 6 weeks. The virus is currently spread out in North and South America, Oceania, a small part of Asia (Middle east), South and east Africa and South Europe (Sicily, Crete, South Greece) there are currently about 20.000 people affected with the virus.
Doctor - Sir, I'm sorry, but you have ligma.
Patient - Will I DIE?!
Doctor - There is a 10% chance.
by Ligmaviruswillkillallofus August 16, 2018
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