King of the 69th Legion

A man willing to bargain anything for the number 69.

There was once a man that made a deal with the Game master of a Table Top game. He offered his soul to win the game, "I will roll a d100 15 times, if I get a 69 I win the game" the man said, "I will accept that offer" said the GM. The man got the number 69 in 2 tries. I hereby declare you the King of the 69th Legion.

by Junel the 69th April 15, 2022

The Spartan Legion Marching Band

is the #1 HBCU band on the campus of Norfolk State University

The Spartan Legion Marching Band has the best sound in the HBCU BAND WORLD

by QueenQiersten August 24, 2022

The paul to my lennon

They love you so much but they're in denial

Oh you're the paul to my lennon

by Quatrevingtdix November 23, 2022

The Danite Legion

a group of DezNat religious wackos

the danite legion is filled with larpers

by IHateFeds February 12, 2023

Is that the legion?

the funniest inside joke to ever exist ever in the history of the universe

Me: 'OMG LOOK"
Chrissy: WHAT
Me: " is that the legion?"
Chrissy "i hate you"

by Psil0cybin March 9, 2023

Siege of Leningrad

The forbidden act of surrounding an enemies house, and launching an array of Hot Karl and Yellow Water Balloon rounds using potato canons, until the house is completely covered in white, yellow and brown substances.

Extra effective with open windows.

He thought it was funny to bully my little bro until we pulled a siege of leningrad on his ass.

by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024

Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025