hello kitty girl 

a mentally messed up fine woman who likes hello kitty

hello kitty girls are sometimes found in psychiatric wards

hello kitty girl by ifkinlovevhazydeeeee March 12, 2023

Velcro Kitty 

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.

My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.

Velcro Kitty by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011

happy kitty dance

Similar to a 'kitty dance' but resulting in a happy ending.

The stripper put on a crotchless cat costume and gave Mr Fox a happy kitty dance.

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happy kitty dance by Jud Der May 6, 2010

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat 

And I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.

Cat, I'm a Kitty Cat by ThisRandomPersonWhoDefinedThis March 14, 2019

vampire kitty 

A cat that flys around spawning more vampire cats.

Cat: Oh sh*t Vampire Kitty

vampire kitty by sfgsas February 17, 2008

hello kitty girl 

a girl who loves hello kitty but *might* be clinically insane

him: “omg hello kitty girls are insane”
hello kitty girl: “you’re so right baby, i would never burn a girl’s house down if she breathed in the same direction as you”

hello kitty girl by strqwbunni January 18, 2023

stoner kitty 

A kitty that you get high on a regular basis. You take a hit of weed and blow your smoke in the kitty's face. After a while the kitty is a stoner just like you. It knows when you are about to get high and hangs out by you when you are packing the bowl or rolling the joint waiting for you to start blowing hits at it. It likes to get high. At first kitties don't like it when you get them high, but after a while they love it.

Jadice is such a stoner kitty. She follows the pipe around the circle from stoner to stoner waiting for her turn.

stoner kitty by temporalwisard November 9, 2007