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The Helen Keller

A sex act in which you jizz into your partner's eyes (both of them) then shit in both of their ears, thereby making them deaf and blind.
I gave my girlfriend the helen keller the other night, she was so pissed, but it was worth it.
by Colton Moore May 21, 2009
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Kellie Miller

A person who like to whore around and get pregnant
Hi im kellie MIller and i like anal sex
by B+K++Ho BAG January 24, 2010
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Kelli

Kelli is a gold digger and will do anything to get her way. Kelli's are usually blond and a bit stickup, they will do anything to get their way. Kelli's are also usually a white girl that always has a new phone and drink Starbucks. Usually the one that has friends but looses them the next day... Also usually the dumbest person in class, but gets the best grades.
My friend Kelli is a brat.
by Exquisiteness16 November 13, 2018
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Kellen

A person that is just no. He wants to be just like you if you are better than him. He is not strong physically or mentally. However, he is an innocent and soft person. And cries all the time. He likes to fake cry and blames others too.
Brianna: OMG!! he's such a Kellen!
Alan: What does that mean?
Brianna: He is a crybaby!!
by Gacha_Softie<3 September 22, 2021
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smellie kellie

A person named Kellie, who is very smelly.
A Smellie Kellie usually has many boyfriends at a time. This includes but is not limited to number 1, 2, or 3.
If a Smellie Kellie is threatened she will either resort to screaming or telling you to suck her toes.
A Smellie Kellie also can't break the :30 or the 1:05
Self-conscious?
Also known as Sweaty Kellie, Stinky Kellie, Toe Jam, Smellie Toe Jam, SK, TJ, STJ, "oh my lanta" girl, "suck my toes" girl, and as Logan's girl.
Person: Hey what's up Smellie Kellie
Smellie Kellie: OMG I CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW. OH MY LANTA, SUCK MY TOE 1, 2, AND 3, AND 11, AND 12, AND 15, AND 16, AND 18.
by Kellieandherboyfriendlogan February 16, 2018
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helen keller

when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.
Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.
by ROBert ze Mormon October 16, 2008
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Helen Keller

grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.
by NFrostie March 26, 2009
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