Kyle is a dude obsessed with Monster Energy Drinks and likes soccer moms and in summer switches between wet look gel or a snap back flipped back.
Older Man: "young man you better slow down on those"
Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"
Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"
Kyle : "flips old man off"
Kyle : "I'll slow down on Monsters when your mom stops sucking"
Kyle's mother : "you apologize to that man this instance"
Kyle : "flips old man off"
by Døn'tJudg3M3 April 22, 2019
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by spectabels September 1, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.kyle is just so fucking cute, if he truly loves you he will do ANYTHING for you, he's so sweet and gives the best hugs. when you first see him he looks quite intimidating but when you get to know him he's just like a big teddy bear that u just wanna cuddle tf out of. he's such a good person and seeing him upset will break your heart. everyone needs a kyle in their life <3
by frankiexoxo May 8, 2020
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Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you
Who will also probably date your best friend after making that friend tell you he doesn't like you
I accidentally walked into the boys locker room and half of them are kyles
I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle
I hate you kyle and no you cannot copy my homework you douchenozle
by Mmmm monkey April 10, 2020
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kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.
kyles like to be around their friends, that’s where they act the most themselves. loves to prove their stronger. will protect their family and loved ones, but also will give zero fucks about anything.
kyle: *takes sip of monster*
friend: dude those are so bad for you
kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there
friend: dude those are so bad for you
kyle: *has a collection of monster cans in his room* bro, i’ll put you through that drywall over there
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