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I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Jose

Jose’s very special. Kind sweet funny talented smart generous handsome even. Sometimes you can get on his nerves but you cant blame him for trying to hide it (yet is still not very good at it). He is the type of person you want to hold on too. He has his days maybe once every two months which is good. Considering peoples temper these days. He is trust worthy and always there to catch you when you have fallen off a cliff you think is impossible to go back to. He is always there to sacrifice what he has for the sake of your well being. He can be caring when you have known him for long enough. He is always willing to talk about thing you wouldnt want to hear yourself come from another person. If there is a jose in your life hold on to him for as long as you can.
“Boy isnt he good looking who him?”
“Jose and yeah! Who would dissagree?”
I think he just turned me gay”
I think he turned every guy gay”
by Alicethebumblebee January 22, 2019
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Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.
Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.
by Hahabitch68 February 15, 2019
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Jose

He is a big gay
Jose is gay
by PP HARD 69 February 15, 2019
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jose

jose is given up
by sdfghjnbvc September 4, 2018
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Jose

A very idiotic mother fucker that loves his friends and will to things to protect them. Makes his friends laugh but hey retarded.
He has a small cock. Who?

Jose.
by Hdue October 4, 2018
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Joseing it

This type of player in video games is a unusual one. To Jose the player lands in a no names area of the map, or when they land in a area with a name, they tend to hide in corners and close doors.
Example 1
Omg bro they’re joseing it in the bathroom.
Example 2
Let’s land military

Jose: NAh fool to many people
by Savage559pub June 4, 2018
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