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J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered
Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.
by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019
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Jon

this is a name name just any name not a regular name but an awsome name and rare name fuck who ever insulted my name by saying it just a name.
hey jon looking real ocky today
by jersemty April 25, 2021
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Jon

Jon is when someone is being Jon. When the person is just so fucking annoying and stupid, jon.
Don’t be friends with jon people they can ruin your life.
Me: Omg bro look at what he/she posted

Friend: Ah this guy/girl, he’s/she’s just too jon chale
by Jon is taken so Jon August 19, 2020
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jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker
"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"
by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 22, 2008
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Jon Starbuck

The most handsome and beautiful young man who has no exes
by Jom1n December 12, 2025
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Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.
I was railed by Jon last night!
by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021
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Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
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