by jessicausreycreepyasf July 15, 2019
Get the jessica usreymug. The baddest bitch you’ll ever meet. A little bit crazy but that’s what makes it fun, super caring but will also turn of her emotions if you hurt her so basically you cannot affect her or even phase her, will make you question your sexuality every now and then. Phatest white girl ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Also knows how to normalise your mental illness which is super cool bc then u don’t overthink every 5 seconds
by Toddles421 March 23, 2022
Get the Jessica Dovermug. by whore4hotties January 15, 2022
Get the jessica jonesmug. Queen of the trash pandas and ruler of all that is trashy including Palm Bay and parts of west Melbourne where it smells of stripper crotch pheasant on Thursday night. 🤮🤢
by Nickwatson April 4, 2019
Get the jessica boykinmug. Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest person you will ever meet. Jessica loves musicals and plays amazing villains. She has the sweetest smile and is the most fun to be around. She can make you laugh with just one look and has one of the most amazing laughs you’ll ever hear. Her weirdness is one of the most endearing characteristics about her. When befriending a Jessica, get ready for goofy shenanigans and memories that will last a lifetime. Jessica has many nicknames like P Feif, JP, Jessica Puh-Feiffer and so on. If you befriend a Jessica Pfeiffer, hang onto her. Tightly. And never, EVER let go.
Jessica Pfeiffer is the coolest human being ever.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
P Feif is the best stage manager I’ve ever had!
“Happy Birthday Jessica!”, said an elated Bob.
by Your Bestie Bob :) September 9, 2022
Get the Jessica Pfeiffermug. The most beautiful women in the world. She also sucks dick like a grand champion. Also goes my the name "mamas"
by King daddy witt April 3, 2016
Get the Jessica sallemug. She is so funny and beautiful. She ignores the haters and loves everybody. she is social and loves Cole Sprouse. She also has to take the best selfies
by tbh.Ava January 5, 2018
Get the Jessica Chumug.