jeremy

ugly and fat, obsessed with girls way out of his league and a major stalker

jeremy is such a red flag

by gokyspls December 18, 2023

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Jeremy

Kaiden's Slave that he has been training for years now. He's a good little bitch thats a good boy.

Kaiden's Bitch is Jeremy

by RealKidOutHere_ August 6, 2023

Jeremy

Jeremy is an awesome person to be around. Jeremy is always up for a good time, and says the sweetest and most genuine compliments. Jeremy is incredibly hilarious, and witty. You can always trust Jeremy. There are infinitely more reasons why Jeremy is an awesome friend.

“Wow, I wish I met Jeremy sooner.”

“Jeremy is just awesome at playing the spoons”

Friend 1: “Wow, who’s that really cool person solving that Rubik’s cube?”
Friend 2: “That’s Jeremy”

by Ratatouille.the.bomb.com August 16, 2023

Jeremy

A goblin, gremlin, and short king. He plays yugio religiously and will always use a blue eyes along with an enemy controller. Is too much into dune to be a real person. He loves the Mets, it’s all about the Mets.

Kid: who’s that short looking man over there?
Someone: that’s just the neighborhood goblin, Jeremy.

by nNoodlr69 November 22, 2021

Pulling a Jeremy

The art of "pulling a jeremy" is when party a does not want to participate in any previously planned activities but instead of relaying the message of cancellation party a (the canceler) gives party b (the cancelee) a maybe, causing excruciating pain to party b and immobilizing them indefinitely.

Friend 1: yo bro we still going to that cougar bar like we planned?

Friend 2: ehh idk bro, maybe i can go but i just stepped on glass earlier and my mom just got home, but ill let you know..

Friend 1: you really a pulling a jeremy right now

by Coachbag August 28, 2023

Jeremy

He is Super Sexy!. Can't take ur eyes off him!. All the bitches want him!.. he's funny .. caring. Luvs animals.. especially cats!..lol.. he's super duper freaky. Very irresistible.. independent. ..

Hard working man

Oh fuck yes Jeremy fuck me!!..

by Crazycrystal5 September 23, 2023