Jack

A sloth who goes to our lady's . He had two cats but they both got eaten

Where jack go look in the food line tahts where he will be

by Xoxoxoxo12345 July 10, 2017

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Jack

The name Jack literally translates to "wow the sex is brilliant" in a fuck tonne of languages. It can additionally mean "considerably long penis" and there has even been an urban verb to describe the act of masturbation, literally the word/name ... "Jack". He is great under the covers and really knows what he's doing down there. I mean wow. He is also the type of guy who doesn't run off money, but is sexually fuelled and chooses family over money. Most Jacks are abnormally tall and will knick your girl within a blink of a fucking eye. Oh and btw, they're great with their hands.

Jack: Hey, how's the relationship going?
Friend: You know about us? Hm. Well not great. She's cheated on me , coincidentally , with this bloke called Jack.
Jack: Wow that is a very funny coincidence. Her name wasn't Britney by any chance? Haha.
Friend: Yes. Yes she was
Jack: *runs away quicker than the speed of fucking lightning*

by m_1987 January 30, 2017

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Jack

Jack is a kind boy and is also very smart. He likes to play various sports even though he's a little on the short side. A lot, and I mean a lot of girls like him since he is the way he is. He's sweet, just don't get too attached.

Jeez, way too many girl like Jack.

by Jin_Lover_And_You_Know_It October 28, 2019

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