The jumping jesse

The act of jumping on a pogo stick nude while shitting.

Great...."The jumping Jesse" left stains on the rug.

by poon tube and the other hand. August 26, 2019

Badonka jump

A big ass jump

Hey paul i was skating by the new park and came across a rad badonka jump. Lets hit that shit

by Pcreight August 10, 2013

Ski jump

A line of cocain with a pile of ketamine at the end. A popular phrase used in the area of Hyde park Leeds

I’ve just sniffed a ski jump

by Hpc August 13, 2020

Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.

Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021

Jumping Jalapeno

It's where someone is really happy, and a little bit mental, over a piece of news

Wow, look over at Doug over there, he's like a jumping jalapeno!

by BC2011 August 1, 2011

Clungee jumping

What the baby does if a woman gives birth standing up

Did you hear about mike? His baby went clungee jumping

by Megacrash February 10, 2017

Jump cunt

A very rude, offensive, and arrogant person; Jumps into situations one doesn't belong in, or acts out of nowhere.

"Really? Leaving dirty dishes in the fucking sink again ?!" "Okay, jump cunt. I haven't been home for 3 days. How was it me?"

"I can't believe you did that to her! I'm going to kick the shit out of you!" "Fuck you, jump cunt! You don't even know the whole story!"

by InLłkeFlynn August 26, 2013