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hot pockets

the thing that got ruined due to the recipe being constantly changed.
P1: hey do you have any good hot pockets?
P2: no, somehow they're changing along with the other ones.
by yardardar April 1, 2021
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minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"
Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast
by pteater January 14, 2022
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Hot Pocket

A "Hot Pocket" occurs when a player discreetly defecates into their hand and deposits the turd into a teammate’s unattended pocket. The prank relies on stealth, timing, and a worrying lack of shame.

The victim must then declare, at the next training session that they’ve been Hot Pocketed at which point the turd burglar is rewarded with a night of free , drinks paid by the unfortunate recipient.

The consistency of the turd is the critical variable.

A "Solid Insert" is the gold standard: firm enough to hold shape, easy to slip in without detection, and leaves minimal collateral damage.

A "Brown moose Suicide" (also known as a splat drop) is high-risk, high-chaos. It’s loose, unpredictable, and prone to seeping. If pulled off without causing a scene or ruining a pair of jeans, it earns serious respect. But misjudge the texture and you’ll be banned from away trips and cleaning kit for a month.

Gentleman’s code:

No Hot Pocketing on formal occasions (e.g., weddings, funerals, or black-tie dinners, unless agreed prior).

Under no circumstances should one attempt a double-drop (two pockets, one motion) unless you're a senior club member with diplomatic immunity.

Related Terms:

Brown Glove: When the turd is delivered directly into a hand and not deposited. Savage.

Truffle Drop: A variant where it’s placed in a boot or kitbag instead.
"You haven’t lived until you’ve watched a 110kg prop discover a lukewarm Hot Pocket in his fleece while ordering a kebab."
by Brown master general May 3, 2025
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Busted hot pocket

A snatch that has been busted open by a large object
That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie
by Long dong bagong June 16, 2018
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Arkansas Hot-pocket

The sexual act of defecating into a vagina and giving way to a relative (usually the brother) to have intercourse with the faeces filled vagina.
Lucy is feeling better after a hard week, Terry tells me she wants a good ole fashioned Arkansas Hot-pocket tonight.
by Calbandini June 20, 2018
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hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.
Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.
by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024
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Gypsy Hot Pocket

Sex act involving more than 2 penises in one orifice.
Jose, steve, and barry performed a Gypsy Hot Pocket on Stacie last night by performing the Triful Tower in her ho ha!
by Gypsy Hot Pocket Slinger November 29, 2021
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