Dirty Horse

A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.

Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.

John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!

Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.

John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...

by O and L April 8, 2011

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

by Big Wank April 25, 2006

horse ass

Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty

That fat girl over there has a horse ass.

by Corey V April 3, 2008

horse pussy

The female equivolent of a small penis. A large and loose vagina. As undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch penis is to the female population.

Man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn't for her horse pussy! She had the biggest meat curtains I have ever seen. When I first saw it I thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!

by Nosam October 8, 2007

Horse Dildo

An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.

I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.

by shakkakan February 4, 2010

horse face

One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.

horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.

by decepti_kun April 3, 2006

horse collar

A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape.

I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.

by Caker May 15, 2006