A way for you hot gals to practice self control and use toys to avoid being that nasty skank everyone has slept with
by Supervibratecunt August 1, 2018

a person who sexualizes everything.
Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION
2 mins later
Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION
by nutinpass December 23, 2020

by Throbbing Tim December 7, 2016

When you are heavily sleep deprived and extremely horny but can't seem to find any porn and just end up watching youtube videos until end up in a state known as meme horny and wake up in parallel universe known as pornhub
Gay 1: BRO man i woke up so meme horny dude,
Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!
Gay 2: you kidding me? i've been jacking off this whole time!
by Archduke of Douchebags February 1, 2019

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
by Gymgoer137 October 22, 2023

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people
by LongerDong May 1, 2018

Soft horny is when you are horny in a soft way for someone else. Being horny for love and affection.
by Yunominu June 24, 2020
