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Huckleberry Handshake

A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation
My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!
by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013
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Sloth Handshake

a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.
Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.
by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018
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Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
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Satan's Handshake

"Dude, after I was done giving her Satan's Handshake it looked like a lower-case "i" down there."

"Did you tell her when you were going to do it, or did you surprise her?"
"It was getting heated, then I said, 'It's a pleasure to meet you,' and she knew Satan's Handshake was going to come next."
by SuperHappyJim January 10, 2015
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los angeles handshake

fancy handjob slang for those tryna flex in high school but ain't tryna get dress coded
I saw some dude with a los Angeles handshake sweatshirt and I had to define this shit for myself
by Laroonmochyointerinet May 7, 2018
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Devil's Handshake

When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.
Across the busy bar, Marlon spotted his best mate rob and quickly proceeded to give him a Devil's handshake.
by on July 3, 2021
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Gay Handshake

A handshake that gays use to recognize each other so they can agree what public toilet and/or glory hole or public they can to have gay sex in.
There are several stages of the gay handshake.
1. The other party or prospective recruit is approached by a gay using the " three finger lure", that is three fingers are held out as they start to shake hands.
2. The gay extends his middle finger toward the tender area of the prospects palm.
3. If there is no resistance, the gay begins to " tickle" the soft skin at the canter of the palm.
4. During the final downward motion of the shake it is seen who will insert or receive the index finger between the fingers of the other party, thus establishing who will play the " girl" and get the dick when they later meet in a public toilet and/or glory hole or public park ect. for sex.
by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
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