Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.

Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!

by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024

hot pocket

The most delicious snack you will ever eat, so good that it gives you a full body orgasm on the first bite.

Me and my hot pocket had a great time last night.

by big smithy October 19, 2017

Alabama Hot pocket

A vindictive procedure where a man wearing a condom uses a liniment such as Icy Hot or Ben Gay-type heating rub as a condom lubricant (applied only to the exterior or the condom) to give a sexual partner (usually a woman) a nasty, painful surprise.

“She complained that my dong was so small that she could barely tell I was inside her, so I decided to give her an Alabama Hot pocket-- tell me you can't feel THAT, *****!”

by HarleyinKY February 7, 2020

Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

When you shove Grimmi Logs into your own anus

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket

by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

Hot Pocket

When a girl farts and it goes forward, creeping into her Vagina.

I ate too many tacos last night and farted and made a hot pocket.

by Ibuild. June 1, 2018

Hot Pocket

A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.

“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
“Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.

by theyunogasai September 6, 2021

Saskatoon Hot Pocket

When it’s cold like it is in Saskatchewan and you shit in your girlfriends pussy before fucking her

I gave Jessica the ol Saskatoon hot pocket on the weekend in the ice fishing shack because it’s -35

by Kyle the king July 8, 2025