giddy goat

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

by Mr.GiddyGoat December 17, 2017

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

Choking the Goat

To masturbate, to beat the meat, to jack off.

Person 1: Why was your door locked for 3 minutes this afternoon?

Person 2: You know how it is. Just choking the goat and shit.

by NaderI May 5, 2011

florida gators

The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.

"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"

by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005

Goatorious

Goatorious means "Greatest Of All Time", Notorious.

Melanie B. is SUPER GOATORIOUS. No other boss compares.

by Stardust3111 October 4, 2019

gator neck

When you beat it so much that you start to chaffe and it looks like gator skin.

Ari called outta work sick and ended up getting gator neck.

by Clubbed April 18, 2003