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Gabe

Practically perfect person very athletic fearless and makes friends easily. No flaws at all and a trustworthy and selfless person.
Gabe is drinking juice.
by BoiB0uss November 10, 2018
mugGet the Gabemug.

sex with gabe

the best thing that can happen to you OIIOIIOOIOIOIIOOI he will scream as he is very pleased. He is an aussie, and he will have a boomerang on him.
Oh dang, i just had sex with gabe, i swear he did so many OIOOOIIOOIIOIOOIOIOOIOOIIO
by iraisreal September 12, 2020
mugGet the sex with gabemug.

Gabe

Gabe is the babe. The one and only true hotty at your school.
"Oooooo stop it gurneet!" -Gabe
Get your golden showers from Gabe the Babe .💦
by Mr. Woodles February 11, 2019
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
mugGet the Gabemug.

Gabe

Is sus.
Gabe: " Hey cutie ;)"

Wesley: "Dude. Wtf. That's sus."
by A old sexy pedo November 26, 2020
mugGet the Gabemug.

gabe brack

A retard who has a wierd obsetion with memes.

Also in love with Vladimire Putin... he is fucked up.
by WillyWoe November 25, 2017
mugGet the gabe brackmug.

Gabe

a human man who enjoys getting high and the company of potatoes.
Hey do you see that guy beside those potatoes? Probably a Gabe.
by coolhwhiphwhip November 22, 2021
mugGet the Gabemug.

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